10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• im going to 2 out you to death
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."