10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez