10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.