10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth