10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "No river, no fish."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!