10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water