10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.