10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• if u play for the thrill u are ill