10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer