10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword