10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)