10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-