10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear