10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.