10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.