10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.