10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..