10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-