10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.