10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak