10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Welcome to kicker school
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'