10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event