10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.