10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth