10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"