10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."