10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?