10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for loners.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier