10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant