10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.