10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders