10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.