10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Fold and live to fold again
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.