10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death