10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."