10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)