10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo