10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson