10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.