10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown