10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright