10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.