10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "No river, no fish."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear