10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.