10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.