10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.