10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson