10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.