10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event