10 Random Poker Quotes

Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
The all-in play works everytime but once.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe